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Let Yourself Go
Dressing for the occassion – an important part of adult life. So when the occassion is an odd 30 hours of travel you have to go with the flow. Comfort runs this show and nothing is more comfortable than cotton jeans. If you’re not fashion forward you might refer to them by their pedestrian name: jogging pants. And if you’re ahead of the game you’re calling these by their new name: buffet pants. Why buffet pants? Because it’s what you wear to an all you-can-eat dinner to increase the shame of eating two plates of Swedish meatballs.
posted in travel, whackarnolds by mph @ 11:56 am 02/12/2009
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Backstage Access
Nothing more base than stock graffiti in venues the world over. There is something quite disturbing about the number of dick doodles you’re exposed to on any given tour. Total ad creep.
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More Latest More Greatest
Maybe you don’t want a urinating doll. Maybe you just want a racist one.
posted in whackarnolds by mph @ 9:52 am 24/11/2009
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Latest and Greatest
Taking pre-orders for this xmas season’s hottest gift: Il PiPino. It’s a doll with a wang that urinates.
posted in whackarnolds by mph @ 8:20 am 22/11/2009
Don’t Drop Your Camera in a Full Glass of Water
It will mess it up big time.
Apparently what you are supposed to do after your camera takes a dip is take out the battery, take out the memory and let it air dry for a month. The idea is to let the water evaporate without the minerals solidifying to the electrical. At least that’s what buddy at Henry’s had to say when i bought my replacement.
posted in photos, whackarnolds by mph @ 1:05 pm 10/12/2008
NHL Marketing Strategy
when asked why he didn’t stage dive during the performance, OV responded “Too many kids over there, I don’t want anybody dying. Or at least get hurt.”
posted in whackarnolds by mph @ 7:22 am 22/10/2008
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Minority Report
what was the point of that election again? to gain a slightly less minority government? wicked, job well done. for all the harping (it stops here) the conservatives do about the liberals wasting money this election really did seem like a cash sieve during the FINANCIAL CRISIS 2008®.
at least comedy prevailed. these were my favourite moments.
awkward robot.
posted in whackarnolds by mph @ 11:06 am 15/10/2008
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